Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
so let's talk penis.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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