Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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