It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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