I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
should my penis look like a turkey
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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