who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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