U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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