I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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