At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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