I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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