considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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