dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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