I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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