I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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