are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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