If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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