i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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