I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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