What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
