You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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