Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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