is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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