Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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