who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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