i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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