I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I would fuck him just for his dog
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