She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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