There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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