is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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