How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
