Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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