Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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