The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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