quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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