Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It's blow job season.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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