The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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