Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
