that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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