and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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