just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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