Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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