i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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