Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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