You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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