Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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