I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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