Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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