im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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