Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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