Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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