if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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